It's done. Lindsay is now sans tonsils. She's doing fine. She's on a popsicle and jello diet, the envy of first graders everywhere. She's following doctor's orders and drinking lots of water, taking her meds, and keeping her head elevated.
(Since we found out Lindsay would need her tonsils out, I have been asking her if she would let me keep them. I was thinking of putting them in some tasteful display, like how you would show a prized baseball card. But, she has always shot me down. )
So, after Lindsay got her knockout drugs, the surgeon (who was tiny) grabbed me and walked with me up to the surgical waiting room. He told me how painful it will be for a week, how I'm to be very patient with her, how I'm to make sure she drinks lots of water, how I'm to make sure she takes her meds, how she's allowed to take as much of the pain meds as she needs, and how I'm to call him if there's bleeding.
After his list of things, I shared my own. I asked him how many of these procedures he had done (around 600). I asked if they all went well. He laughed. I asked about her tonsils and how "freakishly large" they are. He said that a tonsil is a tonsil. I asked about keeping them. He laughed and said no.
Skip a few hours of TV watching.
When she was out of surgery, the doc stopped by to tell me all was fine. He looked shorter than I remembered him. He had tiny hands too. I was surprised about it when I shook his hand to thank him.
Afterwards, the rest of the time was just waiting for her to wake up.
In all, I think it went well. Sure, all I did was watch TV and read. Lindsay did the hard part. But, as of this morning, she was only in some discomfort but nothing horrible. Or, she's just a good liar.
Here are some pics (taken with my phone):


Waiting for a bed to be freed up. Notice the sexy lunch lady hairnet, paired with the periwinkle top. The hip chicks will be working this look soon enough.

The newest in pre-tonsil removal footwear. Sadly, her hook toe is hidden.

Getting vital fluids for her procedure.

More of an artsy picture to get a sense of the area. This is before her surgery.

My private waiting room. I had it to myself for hours. I got to watch Princess Bride and Maury, which, to my shock, is even worse than Springer. I loved every minute of it.